humansofnewyork:

He was swimming with his friends. When I asked for his photo, he screamed: “He only asked me!” Then he ran a victory lap, climbed on the boulder, twisted the tips of his mustache, and struck this pose.
(Kotla, India)

humansofnewyork:

He was swimming with his friends. When I asked for his photo, he screamed: “He only asked me!” Then he ran a victory lap, climbed on the boulder, twisted the tips of his mustache, and struck this pose.

(Kotla, India)

*oops I did it again plays in the distance*

*oops I did it again plays in the distance*

femmeanddangerous:

deductiontoseduction:

i made a graph of my personality

oh god

femmeanddangerous:

deductiontoseduction:

i made a graph of my personality

oh god

*washes ink off*

*draws on self again*

*washes ink off*

*draws on self again*

nuclearnyx:

my anaconda don’t want none

unless you DEFEAT THE HUNS, SON

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ughbenedict:

mind-dungeon:

it’s a good thing that Sherlock was the one to fake his death because imagine what would happen to Sherlock if he believed John died

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gayobamafanfiction:

crown-julez:

clownebaby:

theotheropinion:

clownebaby:

Ignore my face but check this sweet shirt out. Thank you zazzle-poetry for this Tshirt that perfectly describe me.

You go out like that?

Yeah fuck you I go out like this. You wouldn’t say that if I were tall and thin you shitlord. I am happy with my body and I’m happy with my appearance I’m a goddamn babe and you’re probably a sad lil pissbaby. I look good as hell and you have a problem it’s sounds like you need The Lord tbh

……… maybe it has more to do with the fact that yr wearing a shirt that says “gentle garbage baby” on it what does that even mean
like really cmon

you’re a white girl that wears a jewel bindi you have no place to be judging anyone if you can be so tacky and racist lmao good bye

gayobamafanfiction:

crown-julez:

clownebaby:

theotheropinion:

clownebaby:

Ignore my face but check this sweet shirt out. Thank you zazzle-poetry for this Tshirt that perfectly describe me.

You go out like that?

Yeah fuck you I go out like this. You wouldn’t say that if I were tall and thin you shitlord. I am happy with my body and I’m happy with my appearance I’m a goddamn babe and you’re probably a sad lil pissbaby. I look good as hell and you have a problem it’s sounds like you need The Lord tbh

……… maybe it has more to do with the fact that yr wearing a shirt that says “gentle garbage baby” on it what does that even mean

like really cmon

you’re a white girl that wears a jewel bindi you have no place to be judging anyone if you can be so tacky and racist lmao good bye

Anonymous asked:
I was wondering how you manage to make your faces actually look like the person they are meant to look like? Some of my facial features always end up looking the same, and yours are so perfect... *showers you with love* You are my art guru.

thetuxedos:

art guru!!!!

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ART GURU.

BUT NO in all seriousness, thank you! You’re a sweetheart! ;O; Proportions are pretty awful to get down when you’re just starting out, and while there are a bunch of ways you can start practicing with it, it’ll be difficult to be absolutely precise. I still struggle with proportions occasionally. Fun fact: I don’t post all of my work. I only post the work that turned out okay aHA. So basically don’t be frustrated when every single piece doesn’t turn out. Here are a few tips.

Let’s use this picture of Laurence and Hugh because why not.

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They’ve both got eyes, a nose, and a mouth, so why do they look different?

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These lines are the generic way of mapping out where to put things together. I used this when I was starting out and it’s a helpful way of getting your hand and wrist to work together. At this point they both nearly look the same. I say this a lot, but I think it’s important: shape is what puts a drawing together.

Compare features of the face to help you figure out placement.

For example:

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The bottom of his ear lines up right to the middle of his nostril. His tear ducts line up right at the corners of his mouth. Then you can get super technical and say, oh, the outer corner of his eye lines up with that fold in his collar and then from there you can see other things like the approximate distance from the edge of his mouth to that connecting line from the eye to the collar. They don’t meet so his mouth is smaller than the width of his eyes, etc, etc. Whatever works, man.

This is a favorite technique of mine so lemme use another example:

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Eventually you get to the point where most of your proportional accuracy will come from just looking. You will eventually adjust your eye to see what makes a person who they are by the shape of their features.

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Laurence has narrow, oval shaped eyes, while Hugh has more of a diamond shape. Not everyone has perfect almond shaped eyes. You can capture an entire character personality through their eyes alone, so shaping them out is extremely important.

The way you draw your lines is also important. Sharp and smooth lines will give your drawing personality. Reveals the character, in a sense.

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Other things to consider: the shape of the nose.

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Mads’ is flat and goes down in a steady slope, while Hugh’s juts out in a smooth, almost concave curve.

SHAPES SHAPES SHAPES. Use shapes and structure to find proportion.

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I did a lot more than I anticipated omg. Oh gosh and I have a feeling I kinda just rambled and didn’T MAKE ANY SENSE AH. Let me know if you need more help or if I was speaking gibberish I am so bad at putting my thoughts into words aHHHH. But gosh I hope this was at least vaguely helpful. You’re a darling and thank you for your kind words!

Good luck on your artistic endeavors! /hugs

ssassmaster:

morthils:

s0mbodybetter:

betakomaeda:

i want everyone who has ever used the internet to witness this photograph of an exploding pikachu figurine

the demon is fucking escaping holy fucking christ help us

free him

F҉̢́͝ ́R͏͡͡ ̶̨͘͟Ȩ̡̢ ̸́È̕͜͡ ̢̛̀̀H̀͘ ̡͘Ì̷ ̧Ḿ̴͠

ssassmaster:

morthils:

s0mbodybetter:

betakomaeda:

i want everyone who has ever used the internet to witness this photograph of an exploding pikachu figurine

the demon is fucking escaping holy fucking christ help us

free him

F҉̢́͝ ́R͏͡͡ ̶̨͘͟Ȩ̡̢ ̸́È̕͜͡ ̢̛̀̀H̀͘ ̡͘Ì̷ ̧Ḿ̴͠

ruinedchildhood:

Mom: Home in 5 minutes, hope you’ve taken the chicken out of the freezer

Me: image

bellamysbutt:

eat ur fuckin beans u little shit or no desert for u

bellamysbutt:

eat ur fuckin beans u little shit or no desert for u

funeralhome420:

i hate that i literally cant tell if im ugly or not and i cant tell if im really fat or just like kinda fat i literally cant tell and sometimes ill be like “im just being dumb im pretty good looking” and then ill be like “wow im being so egotistical i definitely look like shit what am i talking about” like i just…. dont know and it bothers me so much cos it’s something i can’t understand