bloomedwings:

Ugh, was having a great time mocking my recently imprisoned rival when I noticed the camera positioning makes it so that I appear behind the bars, thus framing me as trapped in a metaphorical prison of the narrative, now my whole day is ruined. Fuck.


everythingstarstuff:

Black-tailed jackrabbit (Lepus californicus) captured by Snappy Ginger Photography


We sharing anaesthetic stories?? I had to have dental surgery when i was in middle school.

According to my mom and sister the very first thing i did upon waking up was BOLT upright and proceed to try and shove my ENTIRE fist in my mouth as fast as possible.

I had to be physically stopped, and i proceeded to sob my eyes out for the next 20 minutes. Somehow, i didnt damage anything 🤣


weenie-kun:

sorry that imagery is so vivid i just..

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?????LOL



thesolarangel:

What’s something that most people love, but you don’t?

Pizza

Dogs

Summer

Bread

Going to the movies

Video games


shortmexicangirl:

shortmexicangirl:

‘can i copy your homework?’

'yeah just don’t make it obvious’

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the like to reblog ratio being almost the same is so funny, people are NOT happy with at this update lmao


stockyardsyndrome:

lotsofcatsandcheapwine:

useyourblinker:

tzikeh:

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More examples of the WORST mansplaining here.

This might be my favorite

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This is mine

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doccywhomst:

doccywhomst:

tumblr glitch that hath rended my dash asunder:

free shitpost generator??? why isn’t this an official browsing mode. anyway here are my fav screen grabs, all hits no misses:

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pure poetry. it’s like trying to tune into a specific radio station but you have giant lobster claws instead of hands

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wow my blog is officially cursed, we love to see it


amygdalae:

I’d use a tumblr badge if they gave me one that was evil bleeding skull flaming skull dark blood skull vampire demon wings horned skull oozing fangs sinister skull. For free

markv5:

аааааааааа

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аааааааааа

lakevida:

so just because i ahve a rare and incurable condition where i can only understand human suffering thru the lens of showtunes and cartoons aimed at preteens means my posts about labor disputes aren’t insightful? tch [turns on my heel and like five pins fall off my little backpack with nothing inside except the leather journal i’m writing my fantasy novel in] [turns back around immediately] so yeah it’s sort of a chaotic found family story and it’s like really wholesome but feral AF and there’s a lot of queer representation


planet4546b:

formlessdemi:

chiiquititamoved:

Eating a bagel and being a cunt. Eating a bagel and being a cunt. Eating a bagel and being a cunt. Eating a bagel and being a cunt. Eating a bagel and being a cunt. Eating a bagel and being a cunt. Eating a bagel and being a cunt. Eating a bagel and being a cunt. Eating a bagel and being a cunt. Eating a bagel and being a cunt. Eating a bagel and being a cunt. Eating a bagel and being a cunt. Eating a bagel and being a cunt. Eating a bagel and being a cunt. Eating a bagel and being a cunt. Eating a bagel

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image id: a photo of a seagull floating on the water with a bagel in it’s beak. end id.

thecryptkeeper:

hannibal had pinterest on that ipad


girlschannel:

happy first day of summer!


stranded-labyrinth:

Will: Hannibal Lecter is the killer you’re looking for

Hannibal, turning to everyone else:

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kidcore-nostalgia:

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1990s Crayola kids cameras 🌈


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